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DAD The Dad’s primary objectives are to protect, nurture, troll, and ultimately embarrass their offspring. Guild Location: Man Cave favored weapon: Bad Jokes, the thermostat favored armor:Sandals with socks, dad caps strengths: Dads gain advantages when around their children, whether they be biologically related or adopted. . weaknesses: Similarly, they are susceptible to children, and will put themselves in harm’s way to protect (or embarrass) them. Also weak to Mom Skills. physical power: D…for ‘Dad’! magical power: A… for the next letter for Dad! attack potency: D…you know the drill! healing potency: D…yup physical defense: Y… for ‘why are you even surprised?’ magical defense: D speed: D
EXP	SKILL	DESCRIPTION
0000	Wrapped Around Their Finger	50% penalty to resisting persuasion by children. Sure, you can have dessert before dinner, sweetie.
0050	SuperDad!	Can copy the 100Exp skill of another class. 75% chance of success in the presence of a child, 50% success rate otherwise. Fake it til you make it, Dad!
0100	Hi Thirsty, I’m Dad!	Can produce a lukewarm potion in a juice box to give to a child in need. No, we’re not stopping at McDonalds, drink your juice.
0200	Go the Fuck to Sleep	Sleep spell. 75% effective on children, 50% effective on non-children. Listen to SLJ and go to sleep!
0350	Go Ask Mom	Can deflect a spell, request, or awkward question to another adult character. I don’t know, go ask your mother.
0500	Your PALadin	Can take the damage aimed at a child character. Damage incurred during this action is 40% reduced. Don’t worry, kiddo, Dad’s here.
0750	Papa Bear	When a child is harmed in a Dad’s presence, Papa Bear mode is activated. 50% boost in attack and pain is not felt until the perpetrator has been punished. Not on MY watch!
1000	DILF	Your wholesome family values and your rockin’ dad bod make you strangely alluring. Charm an opponent.
EXP	JOB BONUS	DESCRIPTION
0000	Dad Jokes	Maybe you were funny back in the day, but now you’re punny. Your terrible humor grows with each child you form a bond with.
EXP	MODIFIER SKILL	DESCRIPTION
0500	Trollolol	You do your other job purposefully embarrassing. Chemist with a fanny pack, Bard who only plays Jimmy Buffet songs, just the worst Dancer. 10% Bonus to skills when successfully trolling your child.
EXP	SUPREME SKILL	DESCRIPTION
3000	Call Me Daddy	Your Dad Appeal is too strong to resist. Your children finally listen to what you say. Adults…also listen to what you have to say, but sexily.